Saturday, May 17, 2014

A Man’s Household by Wislawa Szymborska



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Wislawa Szymborska
translated by Joanna Trzeciak
He’s one of those men who want to do everything by themselves.
You need to love him along with drawers, cabinets, and shelves,
with what’s on top of cupboards, or inside and sticking out.
Everything is going to come in handy without a doubt.
Drills, hammers, files, chisels, melting pots, and pliers,
bundles of string, springs and umbrella wires,
squeezed-out tubes, dried-out glue,
jars big and small where something already grew,
an assortment of pebbles, a little anvil, a vise,
an alarm clock that’s already been broken twice,
a dead beetle in a soap dish, beside an empty vial,
on which a skull and crossbones have been painted in grand style,
a batten, short and long plugs, buckles, and a gasket,
a Lake Mamry water hen’s three feathers in a basket,
a few champagne corks stuck in cement,
two glass slides scorched in the course of an experiment,
a pile of bars, some cardboard boxes, tiles, a gutter spout,
and fitting used for them all might soon be figured out,
some handles to something, scraps of leather, a blanket torn to shreds,
a boyish slingshot, scads of keys, and screws of varied threads…
May I throw out a thing or two?—I put this to him dearly,
but in response the man I love just looked at me severely.



Obviously, Mick is the winner. He has all of the above but more.
Router, rasps, and nails in different jars.
Clamps, yard stick, and soldering iron.
Hand saws, electric saws, along with four chain saws.
Sander, electric sander, don't forget tape measures.
Brushes, rollers, and several cans of paints.
Tile cutter, biscuit joiners, and many other nameless tools...
They are not only his household but his treasures which most are stuck in the garage, some scattered in the house, in the yard, here and there.
"May I throw out something that you haven't used for a year?" I asked him one day.
He replied the same question back to me.
@@"

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Luckily, he appreciates fresh cut flowers which he buys every week from the Farmers' Market.



But, I am not sure if he is buying them for me or for himself.





2 comments:

  1. Well, I believe that Mick buys the flowers for the "family". He wants both of you to be happy with the flowers. ^_^

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